To kolejny kamyczek Dawida, który tym razem może wywołać lawinę, która przygniecie olbrzyma Goliata światowych rządów, rozpętując aferę medialną na międzynarodową skalę. W perspektywie nadchodzących wyborów prezydenckich w USA, mózgu tej okrutnej i bezlitosnej wojny totalnej, z którego nieludzkich obwodów pochodzi chociażby metoda "terapii" uzależnień "Zero Tolerancji" znana też Kotansky Method, informacja ta jest naszą Bronią Masowego Rażenia. Ponieważ żadna z nas nie jest niestety posiadającym absolutną władzę dyktatorem pełnego uzbrojonych po zęby fanatyków religijnych kraju, a zaledwie zdezintegrowaną pozytywnie, wzorowaną na hierarchii Zakonu Złotego Brzasku organizacją ezoterrorystyczną rozpierdalającą społeczeństwo od wewnątrz, nie mamy żadnych skrupułów by jej użyć. Gdyby Dawid zamiast rozumnie zastosować odpowiednią broń próbował pokonać Goliata w typowo samczy sposób, napędzaną testosteronem bezmyślną brutalną siłą mięśni, nie trudno byłoby przewidzieć wynik starcia. A jednak, mimo swojej niepodlegającej wątpliwości samczej ślepocie udało mu się stłumić unikającego myślenia jak ognia samca w sobie i zrobił to, co można by nawet (koleżanki wybaczą to absurdalne i nienaukowe stwierdzenie) nazwać czynem rozumnego człowieka, czyli kobiety!
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ENTER.
Soldiers, today is a day when two great nations struggle in the battle of power. Maverick, step forward and put your hand under my skirt. Now and yes, that is an order! Deeper, between my legs, stop behaving like a Madonna, for Asslinger\'s sake! Good. As you now know, I have no underwear under that very very short skirt and I\'m so wet the moisture dripples off my legs...I had to take the drugs first, as they have different pharmacodynamical profile in female body. Don\'t waste time trying to think, soldier, you are here to be given orders and fulfill them in perfect obedience! Your brain is irrelevant in this mission! Who told you you have a brain, anyway? Listen and you will soon know what to do and you will do it, exacly as you are told to! The only part of your pathetic male body that is of any use for the Army in this operation are your reproductive organs...What? Did you just thought that you feel so silly to have an erection in front of your superior officer and the whole troop? How does that that matter, soldier? Trust your brothers in arms! The Army has provided us, of course, with a measured dosage of rather safe drugs...oh the tingles, they are stronger and stronger...which will make you hard as rock for at least 8 hours while artificially increasing the metabolism of your reproductory tract, which gives us enough power to use brute force of mass attack at the problem even if our fellow soldiers at the intelligence division were mistaken as to certain facts, so even you, space monkeys, can accomplish the objectives with full success. No, Maverick, the drugs are not totally safe, don\'t tell me you\'ve joined the Army to lead a safe life? They are safe enough to use them on our soldiers, even WOMEN! We are not some monsters from Holland with their poisonous hemp, killing millions of our finest young each year. American Army has never and will never permit experiments using substances whose effect on a body and mind is totally unknown, on soldiers, no matter what those commie hippie hashish smoking pigs post anonymously on the Internet while so high they can hardly type. End of this bullshit, I need a big boner in my pussy so bad...Eeerm, let\'s begin the briefing. What we are going to acomplish is the Ultimate Extremely Perverse Bukkake Movie of All Times. This is not a drill. This is real. It is a matter national security. Flood of very cheap and extremely juicy japaneese movies is beginning to kill one of our most profitable industries in front of our eyes, which might lead to a dominoe effect causing great recession. It is our duty to save the Democracy and The Bill of Rights and nothing can stop us, because Godess is on our side! We have to hit them once and it must be a blow so devastative, that it sucks off all their power and that they will never be able to get ready again. The whole war has to end in one battle. Your task is easy since most of you, as typical males, trained themselves in this task vigorously since you turned 9 and the drugs designed by one of our most venerable scientists will make it a sure victory. Straighten up! Pants down! I want to see a straight line of erections! Oh...Now! Come on my face and all over the place! I want to be bathed in sperm, I want to swallow so much of fresh hot semen that I won\'t have any need for a meal for two years! God help America, we will succeed in this mission! Line up counterclockwise! Take the orange capsule with your identyfication, swallow it and wait until you feel your body temperature raise considerably and your member becomes huge and hard like a cruise missile, and at least so eager to explode killing innocent civilians. You, near the door, let them in! Those teenage cheerleaders in full cheerleader outfits from Maccalli College For Girls have voluntiered to help you accomplish your task. Yes, Maverick? Of course you can come on their faces! The Army has determined a teenage cheerleader to be most common fetish among American males used while masturbating. Our rigorous laboratory tests has proven that the presence of the fetish increases the cubic volume of a single ejaculation event for as much as two hundred percent. You are strictly forbidden to touch them with your hands, besides that, spurt your load anywhere in the boundaries of the sweet young blond shiny blue eyed target. Your penises are not your hands, use them, space monkeys!Don\'t worry, the drugs do work just right, you will be able to come heavily so many times you wouldn\'t think was possible for a normal human beeing. You are not just human beeings, soldiers! We are the elite force of an American Army. We do impossible things all the time. Our army is the best in the whole world! We say so, so it must be word of Goddess! I expect first huge load of hot sweet while excitingly spicy semen on my face and all over the place, time zulu minus fifteen minutes. Millions of citizens will observe our struggle, all the major media companies agreed to air it after necessary editing on all national channels, in the prime hours! Your mothers and sisters will be proud of you! For God and America! Let\'s show those japanese midgets how much bigger and powerful explosions of cum can an American Soldier deliver. We shall overcome! Oh, God, in want to fuck so badly....For God and America, let\'s the sperm of men of all skin colors flow and fill this hall up to the roof! Fuck...me! Fuck us all! Now! Fuuuuck....Aaahglurp...blllbluslurp...
Text transcript ends here, as Mjr Monica L. Smith had her mouth filled up to the victorious moment, which made the task of speaking extremely difficult. Yet, her innate command abilities had proven one more time that Army can trust this oficer with any assigment. Thus, Sir, I propose to promote her out of normal schedule and assign other substancial benefits. There was an attempt to subverse her from our side initiated by a Secret Reformed Church of Winona Ryder. She resited the attempt this time and at once reported the incident to us, but we cannot rely only on her morals, we need to raise the bet so high that any attempt of future bribery will be met with cold silence. She is our weapon of mass destruction now, Sire, and we can\'t let her pass into hands of known commie, marijuana smoking rebels. I hope you understand the urgency, Sire, and decide nobly. The Nation\'s future lies in your hands, Sire. I am only a messenger and a mere man.
Ltn Makumba Surovetcsky, 24th Brigade, 5th Platoon, Suicide Missions Troops, microsoftpassportnumber 1429516495324615. Certyfikat jakości: JAKOŚ TAKOŚ 2005, The Mouse Army, Applied Memetics Incorporated.
Komentarze
wiele osób nie zna angielskiego,a nawet jak już zna to mogą się zniechecić długością tekstu który musieliby sami tłumaczyć.
(tak niestety sam zrobiłem:(-to przez ten syndrom amotywacyjny)
nasze aktywne dzialaczki na rzecz legalizacji konopii mialy chyba troche duzo wolnego czasu i niezla wkretke zeby cos takiego wymyslic ;))) popieprzone jak cholera ;) ale przyjemnie sie czytalo ;) przy okazji... oplulem monitor... slina oczywiscie ;]
pozdro dla dzialaczek :)
Dosyć dobre. Całkiem zmysłowe. Doskonała papka irracjonalności - pożywienie dla wygłodniałego mózgu.
nasze aktywne dzialaczki na rzecz legalizacji konopii mialy chyba troche duzo wolnego czasu i niezla wkretke zeby cos takiego wymyslic ;))) popieprzone jak cholera ;) ale przyjemnie sie czytalo ;) przy okazji... oplulem monitor... slina oczywiscie ;]
pozdro dla dzialaczek :)
pierdoleni amerykance!
chca zalac swiat!